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“I’m 33 for a moment!” – John Ondrasik and Five For Fighting’s song At The Speed of Victory in G major: “100 Years” – Calibrations, graphs, screen shots, video from YouTube – IE, a Meanspeed Music ‘Full-Obama tempo analysis’ of one of the sweetest songs of the decade

February 15, 2008 · Comments Off

Five for Fighting’s modern classic called “100 Years” appears in a Disney-like commercial.”I’m 33 for a moment…” we hear as the ad shows a young family packing up from what looked liked a Disney hotel room. It is common for me, like anyone else, to get a memory flood when I hear an old song I know. “100 Years” was, and still is, a great song to me because upon the first listening, it sounded like the proverbial well-worn jeans.

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 1

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 1

The speed range of the song is vital to its effectiveness. What does that really *mean*? (and I hate rhetorical questions!)

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 8

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 8

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 7

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 7

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 3

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 3

What is means is this: John Ondrasik lays down a simple, new, joyous melody on the piano with *just enough* left handed syncopation to make it fun without being intentionally showy – as if Bruce Hornsby was limited to playing as Neil Young. Which ain’t bad! Anyway, John and the band discuss the most horrible thing about being a human being: knowing that the aging process leads to death. Yet, at 126.2 beats per minute, where songs are predictably showing a victory emotion. That is not to say a joyous emotion, as even the winners of a great game are pretty scraped up at the end. Peyton Manning did it *all* last year, but how hard were the shots he took all year? And no dirt in Indiana with which to rub out the pain!

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 17

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 17

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 19

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 19

Before I end this discussion tomorrow night – let us just imagine: the exact same song played at the speed range I call “lonely.” Now think of the victory John show in the embedded video – the difference between wallowing in self-pity, which, as I explained as a Master of the Obvious, is *explainable* – we know we get old, get ugly, die. Either you celebrate what ya got or you drown in knowing from dust thou art, to dust thou shall return.

In calibrating this three way comparison, I listened to the song at least 40 times – never got sick of it – if there is such thing as a “genius pop song,” One Hundred Years is one. Ninety-nine cents??? Anyone “downloading” this instead of paying the 99¢ – write me and I’ll send the money to the band!

Meanspeed-Spencer Summary

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 1F

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 1F

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 1J

100 Years, FIVE FOR FIGHTING, meanspeed music school time-velocity chart LH 1J

Music Summary – ACOUSTIC EP VERSION
song=”100 Years”
performer=Five For Fighting
trials calibrated=9
beats measured=3,996
time elapsed=1,909.37 seconds
means time per trial=211.15 seconds
beats per trial=444
composer=John Ondrasik
rhythm=4/4, commonly known as common time
average beat=0.475 seconds
mean speed=126.2 beats per minute
mean emotion according to meanspeed music theory=victory
recording source=iTunes®

album=Acoustic EP, ‘Two Songs’
Recording Rights=© 2004, Aware Records, L.L.C.
Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Size=3.9 MB
Bit Rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz
Profile=Low Complexity
Channels=Stereo
Fair Play Version=2
File=m4p

BPM Graphs, screen shots and calibrations were created by Meanspeed Music. All photos used in Meanspeed’s graphs below are in the public domain – either album *promotional* photos or those photos from wikipedia – something, marked, described and offered as public.

/Ian Andrew Schneider/

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