Very often in science, the unexpected discovery turns out to be the most significant. The meanspeed® conjecture in music asserts: the square root of three-fifths of one second (V3/5") is the speed of the beat where V3/5" x 10^2= 77.459666… per minute, while V3/5" x 10^(-2)=0.77459666… seconds per beat in length. Tempo is to music as the weather report is to the news." ONE speed does NOT suit all: message to Charlatan Central led by Donny Campbell.
You’ve got to roll with the punches and get to what’s real – Edward Van Halen, ‘Jump’
“To whom much is given, much is expected. To whom much more is given, much more is expected” – The Gospel According to St. Luke, quoted by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
When I looked up the precise speed for the song THE THEME FROM NEW YORK NEW YORK, instead of getting what I legally created on this page, which is a series of maps of the song that a 4th grader or a fourth year grad student at Columbia can use and follow.
bpm graph - complete, consecutive, contiguous - meanspeed music school.
Yet I go to look for it, and what kicks my ass in a
STEELY DAN- the boston rag - contemporary tempo map by the NJ FREE SCHOOL / @NJFreeSchool
Google search? AS site that is on its face blatantly in the United States’s face ILLEGAL. These parasites make money based on theft and theft of theft.
just unreal to me that these “people” can even look in a mirror – ANY of them.
LEGAL?
Hell no.
MONEY MAKING?
In your face yes.
I do not steal, music, nor lyrics nor sheet music of harmony or melody. THEREFORE: competing with the immoral nihilistic pirates is like taking down a rabid and crazed gunman wth logic. Good luck.
To the extent that there is no internet authority to get these bastards offline, I’ll be using much more discretion in watching if some INTERNATIONAL STANDARD OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THEFT is established, I am open to suggestion, including keeping the school free but requiring registration. When you have open criminal activity, PUNISHABLE BY THE FBI being flaunted for decades now:
contemporary tempo map - Lynyrd Skynyrd - FREE BIRD - One More From The Road - pt2a
contemporary tempo map – Lynyrd Skynyrd – FREE BIRD – One More From The Road VVV
contemporary tempo map - Lynyrd Skynyrd - FREE BIRD - One More From The Road 5D5
contemporary tempo map - Lynyrd Skynyrd - FREE BIRD - One More From The Road - radar 4
The song FREE BIRD is one of the best known songs in the history of electric music. Though its former members are dead due to a plane crash’s effects, their message lives on. Who of us has not heard this song at concerts ranging from Ornette Coleman to Peter Frampton? Bryan “November Fifth” Adams who has the best birthday one can get, though being born on the dreaded middle Scorpio day, where the autumn is closer to the winter than to the summer for the first day, plays this song in concert! We western astrological Scorpios, especially we people of November Fifth, “Guy Fawkes Day” in Britain, are tough to take, which my wife can (not so, may times) happily vouch for. Roy Rogers, Bill Walton, Vivien Leigh, Tatum O’Neal, Andrea McArdle.
Look at it this way: our Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton is a hard October 26th Scorpio from the Northern United States. Could she free the journalists from North Korea? No. Enter the Southern man- husband President William Jefferson Clinton, born, as both Craig Nettles of the New York Yankees *and*his son Jeff of my season tickets-team: the Somerset Patriots own Jeff Nettles, also #9, and as the WJ Clinton: born on August 20th. I know from watching Jeff play in over 50 games that he is a man of class who is not “upset that he is not as good as daddy” – Heck no! Here’s a man who plays 100% every night on an A-level ballclub, and get this: he is overjoyed to be playing baseball in front of 8,000 loving fans every night rather than standing on an unemployment line. Jeff *gets it*. Craig Nettles always *got it*. And the southern man?? Heck, the North Korean did not seek a visit from Theodore Kennedy, a man of the north who brags that his health care reform bill “IS ALMOST THERE,” yet also slips ion the fact that the American taxpayer is picking up the 80 year-old scion’s medical bills. I thought: Teddy, my boy, how are “we” almost there if you, the son of one of the richest family’s in the history of modern business, do not have the capacity to pay for your health care??? Is the delusion of health care for all a joke or just a twisting of logic perhaps brought on by pain killers you no doubt have no problem being brought to you – immediately, no generic foreign-made medicines for you, and yet: you cannot even afford it. I applaud your life of service, courage and accountability – but your “view” of health-care in the United States is a description of a fantasy. When your last name is Kennedy, hopelessly irrelevant statements like “we’re almost there” pass as analysis. Those “with” health care are still screwed: all the money is in the drugs, not the medical treatment. Congress is ponying the money for that! Why? Any “generic” is essentially free under Medicare. But Mr. Kennedy, you do not use Generic drugs, do you? I know I do NOT. That is teh crux, and the † of the issue: let the United States pay for NO health care except for ANY MEDICINE PRESCRIBED BY THE DOCTOR. Generic is a “separate but equal” drug. Thank Jesus and God and Allah, Justice Thurgood Marshall argued successfully in 1954 that Separate But Equal is *inherently* unequal. Until this issue is resolved, healthcare moves are a joke.
FREE BIRD
DOUG MILLS “I HAVE KNOWN SAID PLAINTIFF IN THIS ACTION I THEREFORE RECUSE MYSELF” – October 25, 2003, Saratoga Springs, NY, US
Lynyrd Skynrd – Freebird – calibratiions 1
contemporary tempo map – Lynyrd Skynyrd – FREE BIRD – One More From The Road VVV
contemporary tempo map – Lynyrd Skynyrd – FREE BIRD – One More From The Road 5D5
contemporary tempo map – Lynyrd Skynyrd – FREE BIRD – One More From The Road – radar 4
contemporary tempo map – Lynyrd Skynyrd – FREE BIRD – One More From The Road – pt2a
I believe it was the SOUTHERN MAN who remedied same situation in regard to rave. was it easy? Nope. President Dwight David Eisennower, Ike, coiner of the phrase “military-industrial complex” and warned of “perverted science” sent out the United States ARMY in Alabama 55 years ago next month to make *things stronger and right*.
His Anglo-American speed of slowness is embodied in the songs MIND GAMES. As you can see by the Newman Tempo Scale, the songs with beats per minute (bpm) 63-69, ritual, ceremony and tradition are predictive of emotions of the one *expressing* the emotion. Simply because the one who is expressing an emotion does not mean a thing about how one FEELS the emotion in response to the same song.
When Howard “the Joe” Schneider wants to get psyched up for a tennis match, and needs a rhythmic tape loop to run in his head in order that he reach that FLOW state we all seek so much, he gets pumped by sings at this speed. In fact, Bette Middler and Neil Diamond at this speed work well for *him*. Me? I can play pretty well when I get a 94 bpm thing going.
A Whiter Shade of Pale – Procol Harem – Spped of Music Chart – NJ Free School
BEAT MAP COMPARISON – STEELY DAN – LED ZEPPELIN
The Long and Winding Road – bpm analysis – The Beatles
A Whiter Shade of Pale – Tempo Map – NJ Free School – timing guide
As Germans proved in the late 1800s (all subsequent tested and duly confirmed by people as that of a Mach, Getty, Epstein, Repp, Clynes, Sachs, Levitin) that a preference for speed is not a one speed fits all thing in two ways. One, the speed that we LIKE to hear has no correlate as that which we play (even if we are not musicians – as Lennon/McCartney said, “Listen to the music playing in your head,” and that’s what we all basically do). I tend to play like an old Irish dude playing 6/8 song at 150 bpm. These anomalies were proven again by the French research professor PAUL FRAISSE.
OK: so you are thinking, well, man, doesn’t that mean all speed is relative, there are no absolutes? My reply: yes, *people* are on each other more appreciative of some speeds more than others, and people will play the same speed with a savage propensity to stay THE SAME OVER DECADES , if not life. So if you’ve followed this site alone, you have seen James Taylor speed, Elton John, Eric Clapton speed. Not to say that every song by Taylor is recorded in studio at 72-76 bpm, where any time james hits 77 1/2 his unconscious hits a Too Fast switch, and slowed down. Enter His Holiness the Dalai Lama and his assertion that 40 Hertz is the ideal prayer speed. 40 Hertz is 2,400 bpm. Cut in half 5 times: one gets 75 bom, the speed of perfect grace. Enter the song A Whiter Shade of Pale.
HEY JUDE - The Beatles - meanspeed® tempo map / bpm graph 2 - potrait linear trend B
John Lennon was known to have spent much down time with Procol Harem’s song, the most played song in the history of England’s BBC radio (“we skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels cross the floor/I ws feeling kinda seasick/the crowd yelled out for more/the room was humming harder as the , etc/”) all a variation, recorded in the key of C and not the G as the song on which it is based: Air on the G String by Johann Sebastian Bach, in reality the second moment of JS Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto Number II in D major. The song is all 40 Hertz area: it’s that speed which the Dalia Lama preaches. In that area, just by the Beatles: Let It Be and Hey Jude *define* this James Taylor area. The song Imagine defines the same area.
HEY JUDE - The Beatles - meanspeed® tempo map / bpm graph 2 - radar
An unfortunate play on words in the phrase “mean speed music hypothesis” is that the reason that Taylor, McCartney, Lennon and for you who need to know, 15,000 pieces of music all calibrated with digital sources using quartz/lap SEIKO digital and Nike digital timepieces, with much help in finding what give me the most precision, ONLINE SPORTS of Texas, UNited States, a company who has made a contribution to a FREE school – good people in that way, and I so encourage anyone wanting to make their own tempo maps, back my work up, or take my work and prove it wrong – and those of you who follow this site and want to make your own maps of the same songs: check them out. Many people talk a good game when they say, “Oh, a free school based on learning music tempo. What a great idea!” But those who come up with the money for a severely NOT for profit are RARE, and ONLINE SPORTS stepped up on their own. They did not ask for a mention, by the way. I just spent over 12 year hunting down every retail store in all of New York City, including Paragon’s, Herman’s and Models, no one came close to the Texans.
As Rob Reiner once said, Enough of my yapping. Look at what happens when the speed exceeds ~77.459666… beats per minute, ie √60″ x 10^-2 or .774569666…” between per beat. Am I wrong? Is the Newman scale oversimplified? You tell me.
Best,
Ian Andrew Schneider
New Jersey Free School,
a division of the
Meanspeed® Music Company
February 6, 2010
(SPECIAL SUPER BOWL COMMENTARY BY THE RIAA’s [Jim Deluva]:
“I’m guessing: Saints 41, Colts 37. Shockey, Bush, Brees and a lack of men of size to stop them on the Colts side. Jonathan Vilma leading Saints defensive attack that will show how Vilma received *nothing but A’s* in college. Plus, 2005, Manning son, Peyton wins for Indianapolis. In 2007, his Manning quarterback brother Elijah wins again for New York. But of this greatest NFL family that ever was, and, given the probable player lockout next year, ever *will be* has never seen dad Archie’s New Orléans Saints in the equation. Then again, there is the beauty of football: the athletic skills are so evenly matched, the practice and film study so extensive, that it will come down to a Good Day or Bad Day thing. On a good day, Peyton Manning is not beatable – on a bad day, he is human as he nearly lost to the 9-7 Jets two weeks ago. On a bad Day, Jeremy Shockety yells at his teammates for never getting a pass, gets a ball thrown his way and drops it – on a good day, Shockey plays with the ferocity of that of a Mike Singletary or Joe Klecko. Reggie Bush has a perfect stage ti simple run over people and make us forget the best running back that has ti this point ever played – that 2,003 yard in 14 games Mr. Simpson. So I’m thinking: OJ never even made the Super Bowl. Reggie will lead the Saints to victory of he wants to turn the page on US history, 20th —> 21st century” – Jimmy Deluva – peace everybody!
